Thank you so much. But really, it's just an honor to be nominated alongside so many other huge actors. I want to thank my agent, who stuck with me after I was found fucking that nigger whore. I'd like to also thank my fucking family, and that dipshit queer Sean Penn. I better stop now before I say something that might get me kicked out of the Screen Actors Guild by those commies, Jews and queers that run it. Thank you and Fuck Off you pieces of shit!

Fuck's sake, that was amateur! I want you off the set!

Thank you so much. But really, it's just an honor to be nominated alongside so many other itchy actors. I want to thank my agent, who stuck with me after I was found farting that scissors. I'd like to also thank my smelly family, and blue bowling ball. I better stop now before I say something gooey. Thank you, and AYE CARUMBA!!

Can anybody beat SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE for BEST PICTURE of the YEAR? I don't think so.

Thank you so much. But really, it's just an honor to be nominated alongside so many other fetid actors. I want to thank my agent, who stuck with me after I was found Beadazzling that stretch Hummer. I'd like to also thank my imitation family, and enormous teletubby. I better stop now before I say something smurfy. Thank you, and Cowabunga!!

mine's inspired by christian bale:


Thank you so much. But really, it's just an honor to be nominated alongside so many other distracting actors. I want to thank my agent, who stuck with me after I was found fucking that light. I'd like to also thank my amateur family, and unprofessional ass. I better stop now before I say something useless. Thank you, and what the fuck man!

Thank you so much. But really, it's just an honor to be nominated alongside so many other inept actors. I want to thank my agent, who stuck with me after I was found berating that parking meter. I'd like to also thank my inspiring family, and unreliable telephone. I better stop now before I say something seriously disgusting. Thank you, and Thunder Cats HO!!!!!!!

Thank you so much. But really, it's just an honor to be nominated alongside so many other alcoholic actors. I want to thank my agent, who stuck with me after I was found felching that dalmatian. I'd like to also thank my estranged family, and Dirty Ruth. I better stop now before I say something quotable. Thank you, and eat shit!