1) For truely safe sex give her a fake name.
2) Out of condoms? Use plastic wrap.
3) Losing erections? Think of baseball. If you need to think of baseball to get an errection...you might be gay.
4) Turn them condoms inside out...who cares 'bout her pleasure.
5) Oh and fellas if you go to the strip club, please wash your hands and face. The strippers Ive known wear glitter lotion...on purpose!
6) Don't let a big woman on top. I don't care how much your ears pop...you belong above and you live to screw another day.
7) Girls, don't squat in bleach...it's perfectly OK if the curtains don't match the rug.
8) If she looks like she bit a brick...with a jacked up set of teeth, chances are her bush is unruly too.
9) Never..ever warn her when you are going to come. Element of surprise...your best companion.
10) If your hung like a 6 year old and "hitting bottom" isn't an option...bang the shit out the sides.
11) Tell her it's not a good B.J. unless you gotta pull sheets from your ass.
12) We all know that the camera adds 10 lbs, well every drink after 1 AM removes 10 lbs.
....LIVING FOUL IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR PERSONAL OUTCOME OF THESE TIPS. Take what is useful and move on.
Feel free to add to this list. Guys i don't know shit about women, if we put our heads together (hey now) maybe we can figure them out.
Ladies you don't need help figuring us out our equipment is obvious..it's yours that should come with a manual.
