This is pretty good since i didnt see the story yet

In a galaxy that looks a lot like Your Mother, a young Jedi confuses a Shwarts for his lightsaber, and hilarity ensues (if you can't make the lightsaber sound with your mouth, just use your snook instead). Get a really crusty girl to play the role of Leia. Slap an ammo belt on a Gundark, and there's your Chewbacca. Lastly, make sure you have at least one scene that involves penetrating JarJar Binks.

In a galaxy that looks a lot like Wal-Mart, a young Jedi confuses a whoopie cushion for his lightsaber, and hilarity ensues (if you can't make the lightsaber sound with your mouth, just use your earlobe instead). Get a really crazy girl to play the role of Leia. Slap an ammo belt on a turtle, and there's your Chewbacca. Lastly, make sure you have at least one scene that involves running JarJar Binks.

Ok so here is my first not bad considering I did not see the story first.

In a galaxy that looks a lot like New Zeland, a young Jedi confuses a cave troll for his lightsaber, and hilarity ensues (if you can't make the lightsaber sound with your mouth, just use your head instead). Get a really messy girl to play the role of Leia. Slap an ammo belt on a deer, and there's your Chewbacca. Lastly, make sure you have at least one scene that involves slaying JarJar Binks.

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In a galaxy that looks a lot like tatooine, a young Jedi confuses a Super soaker for his lightsaber, and hilarity ensues (if you can't make the lightsaber sound with your mouth, just use your elbow instead). Get a really squishy girl to play the role of Leia. Slap an ammo belt on a marmot, and there's your Chewbacca. Lastly, make sure you have at least one scene that involves sundering JarJar Binks.

In a galaxy that looks a lot like Uranus, a young Jedi confuses a midget for his lightsaber, and hilarity ensues (if you can't make the lightsaber sound with your mouth, just use your anus instead). Get a really fat girl to play the role of Leia. Slap an ammo belt on a chihuahua, and there's your Chewbacca. Lastly, make sure you have at least one scene that involves humping JarJar Binks.