Well, I haven't heard that idea before. How would you shoot this?

Hmm may be something like this!
Flash Back News You Can't Use:

'Shiny Pate A Hazard'

A multi-vehicle pile-up occurred yesterday at the corner of Bridge St. and Elm Ave. Police initially suspected those involved of using their cell phones while driving. Further investigation, however, showed that the accident was caused by the blinding glare of the sun off the bald head of local resident Perry C.
Motorist . . said, "I was driving along and it was like a laser pointer in my eyes. I was barely able to pull over."
Lawmakers across the country are proposing legislation to require people with such reflective scalps to wear hats at all times.

Can you do a Film Short Now...ay!