Sit down, shut up, and watch these videos... Oh, sorry, I thought you liked that kind of talk. Sheesh, how embarrassing. Anyway, here you go...

Bartokular: The New Girl
Hot babe? Check. Underground dungeon with chain shackles? Yup. Sociopathic monster? Most definitely.




Christmas Donation
'Tis the season of giving, so give the gift of a serious beat down to that special masochist in your life. 

Don't Gag Me
I'm no doctor, but I don't think a ball gag qualifies as dental equipment. 

Deadly Tantrum
Duct tape, a shotgun, and a power saw — that's all this freak needs for a fun first date. 

Tra5h Talk #8: Second Life S&M Vacation
Granted, S&M doesn't hurt as much while experiencing it in a virtual world, but it's the thought that counts. 

Piglets
Not to get all political, but if gay people are free to beat the crap out of each other for sexual gratification, they should also be allowed to wed. I'm just sayin'.