How Family Decals Are Ruining America
I never thought there would come a day when I would say this, but I yearn to see more cars with pictures of Calvin peeing on things. As juvenile as they are, I now appreciate that the real estate they consumed on the rear window prevented saccharine things like this proliferating:
Someone should really feed that baby...
The only thing more sickeningly sweet are those depictions of each family member's feet. It doesn't even take the time to confirm your family have torsos. What possesses some proud parent to think "This is how my family would look stacked side by side in a morgue - I must share it with the world!"
All they're missing is toe tags
I think what bothers me is how these decals always depict families with some bizarre Stepford uniformity. Each member is just boiled down to their happiest essence, robbed of their flaws and the probable animosity they harbor for one another. I say America is ready for REAL representations of our families. That's why I designed these decals to account for families who are proud to admit they deviate from the mold.
Uh oh...looks like mommy is going to 'fall down the stairs' again...
Curse God all you want. You knew what you were in for when you made those retard jokes.
"Oh, come on! Don't tell me you're too old to sit on Uncle Charlie's lap now!"
