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I love everything Terminator. The whole franchise. The movies. Even that TV show (I super-heart Killer SummerGlau). Of course, the first Terminator movie was the best. It was gritty, nasty, ground-breaking, and there was a10-minute monologue of pure sci-fi exposition. But most of all, I love it because it's the first, and, to my knowledge, only, action movie about a guy who's trying to get his dad laid.

The first time you watch the original Terminator, you go, "Cool, Kyle Reese is John Conner's Dad." The tenth time you watch it, you realize, John spent his entire adult life grooming his buddy, Kyle Reese, to get the hots for his mom, and pork her. And I thought GETTING the birds-n-bees talk from my dad sucked.
 

JOHN CONNER: Um, hey bro, so guess what? Time travel’s real!

KYLE REESE: That's awesome.

JOHN CONNER: Totally, and I need you to do it.

KYLE REESE: Frickin' Kick Ass. Can I go back and see dinosaurs?

JOHN CONNER: No, you have to go to the 80's.

KYLE REESE: OK, I did like those 80's parties we threw in college.

JOHN CONNER: Great. Also, you have to fight an Austrian Robot.

KYLE REESE: That sounds hard.

JOHN CONNER: Yeah, but look on the bright side, you get to pork my mom.

...LONG, LONG, LONG AWKWARD SILENCE.

There are times when I would rather shoulder the burden of saving humanity from extinction than even think about my dad having sex. Actually having to get him laid is more responsibility than any man should bear -- plus, I can barely get women to sleep with me.

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