When the General Manager of an Austin, Texas-based water company got a request to supply water to a new detention facility for suspected illegal immigrants, he described the project to his company's board as a job to service a "holding pen for wetbacks."

Not surprisingly, Austin councilmembers are demanding the resignation of Charles Law, the 75-year-old bigot. In his own defense, Law claims he's been using the term "wetback" his entire life. Hmm... here's some free legal advice, dude -- admitting you've been an A-hole your entire life isn't really a great defense.

While we're on the topic of illegal immigration, comedian Jake Johannsen offers one possible solution to the problem: