Yo Momma Jokes
I actually saw and heard a little kid enact some serious pwnage with a yo momma joke last night.It went something like:   Big Kid: Man, shutup... you so stupid you can't even spell your own damn name.   Little Kid: So... yo momma so hairy she only speak wookie!I cracked up!!  I love "yo momma" jokes...  Anyone got any favorites?
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I actually saw and heard a little kid enact some serious pwnage with a yo momma joke last night.

It went something like:

   Big Kid: Man, shutup... you so stupid you can't even spell your own damn name.

   Little Kid: So... yo momma so hairy she only speak wookie!

I cracked up!!  I love "yo momma" jokes...  Anyone got any favorites?

 
 
 
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jake666  commented | 1 day ago
 
they r stupid but funny in small doses like meth

JOKING TO NOT GET HIGH DUE TO MY JOKE

unless you realy realy want to
 
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Matrixpeoples  commented | 10 days ago
 
yo momma is so stupid she thought that if you bought a hot dog from a hot dog stand it would stand up.
 
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Matrixpeoples  commented | 10 days ago
 
yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
 
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Matrixpeoples  commented | 10 days ago
 
yo momma is so stupid that when a sign said airport left she turned around and went home
 
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Matrixpeoples  commented | 10 days ago
 
yo momma is so fat she had to be baptized at sea world
 
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Matrixpeoples  commented | 10 days ago
 
The space between your teeth is so big that i dont know wether to smile at u or kick a field goal
 
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Matrixpeoples  commented | 10 days ago
 
yo momma is so stupid, she starred at the OJ box for hours because it said "from concentrate"
 
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BrianIsLive  commented | 12 days ago
 
Yo Mama So Stupid, When She Saw a Yellow School Bus Go By, She Chased It and Yelled, "HEY! STOP THAT TWINKIE!!".
 
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stanna27  commented | 12 days ago
 
your momma was so hot she came home with me last night
 
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stanna27  commented | 12 days ago
 
yo momma is so fat she went to the pool and jumped in it and the water came out
 
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stanna27  commented | 12 days ago
 
your mama so dumb she thought hambger helper came with a friend (lol)
 
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R.I.D.D.I.C.K  commented | 15 days ago
 
wazup!!hey if we are talking about yo mama jokes yo mamas so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
 
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ATOM  commented | 26 days ago
 
YEAHH CAN READ HOW STUPID SHE IS..UHHH OR THE KID
AND THATS ABOUT IT
 
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nhughes21111  commented | 1 month ago
 
hahah
 
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Amanpreet S Gill  commented | 1 month ago
 
yo mama so stupid she thought a quarter bak was a refund
 
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IONA_  commented | 1 month ago
 
Yo momma's so fat we livin on her right now!
 
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jpo1984  commented | 2 months ago
 
hi

yo momma so dump she got hit by a parked car
 
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JUSTINROCKS  commented | 2 months ago
 
HI
 
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JUSTINROCKS  commented | 2 months ago
 
Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
 
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JUSTINROCKS  commented | 2 months ago
 
Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
 
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