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Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 9 hours ago
Nearly stumbled over the line during my show tonight. Comedy on the edge, my friends. 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 14 hours ago
So happy I don't have to get up at the crack of dawn to drive tomorrow after tonight's show in Oregon. 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 14 hours ago
@jenniferbrozek Well, I'm ready for it... I'm in Canyonville as we speak. :) 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 21 hours ago
Playing a show in Canyonville, OR at 8:00 PM today at Seven Feathers Casino http://bit.ly/9qo1Mj 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 3 days ago
Things I’ve Noticed In My Travels About Pedestrians and Adult Novelties http://bit.ly/bAHFpx 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 3 days ago
Yes... I must have these Star Wars chopsticks... http://bit.ly/avIpE0 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 4 days ago
Playing a show in Dixon, CA at 8:30 PM today at Luke's Lounge http://bit.ly/c8I4n4 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 5 days ago
@eddieizzard It's not exactly your underwater helicopter, but it's close. http://bit.ly/b8aLzG 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 6 days ago
Remix Culture http://bit.ly/cohZ75 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 6 days ago
My girl just read in an article that Taylor Swift dropped and broke one of her Grammys backstage. God himself saying "Oh, no you don't." 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 6 days ago
Someone found my blog today by Googling "truck vaginas". :) 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 6 days ago
Woo hoo! New issue of D23 magazine arrives today! 70 years of Disney film making on the cover. 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 6 days ago
Noah's Water Park in Wisconsin Dells, WI is opening a 10-story water slide with a loop. That sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen. 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 6 days ago
Colbert called Lady GaGa the love child of Tinkerbell and a linebacker from the Jets. Nice. :) 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 7 days ago
4 new shows announced! http://bit.ly/gxUNJ 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 7 days ago
My old middle school just called to have me speak at Career Day. Expanding my sphere of bad influence. 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 10 days ago
Tonight's college told us we got more laughs than any comics they've ever had there. Nice. :) 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 10 days ago
Misspelled Tattoos: Permanent And Hilarious http://bit.ly/bJJ1xH 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 10 days ago
We stopped and bought Wisconsin cheese today. I think it's a law here. 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 10 days ago
Playing a show in Stevens Point, WI at 8:00 PM today at University of Wisconsin at Stevens Point http://bit.ly/c7NXB7 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 11 days ago
Rocked La Crosse tonight. GREAT audience. Tomorrow is Stevens Point, WI. 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 11 days ago
Playing a show in La Crosse, WI at 8:30 PM today at Ringside Sports Bar and Grill http://bit.ly/4I20q3 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 11 days ago
JD Sallinger passed away. Have to admit, I generally figured anyone I had to read in school was already dead. 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 11 days ago
@thedridge We'll be shooting it with our big fancy camera, but mostly just for posterity, rather than release. 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 11 days ago
New shows announced in Sunnyvale, CA - Dublin, CA http://bit.ly/gxUNJ 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 12 days ago
I didn't know Granny Clampett was a Supreme Court judge. #sotr 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 12 days ago
@moshekasher The world moves fast Moshe. :) We'll need to be psychic soon. 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 12 days ago
@Jackiefabulous I was just saying the same thing Jackie. 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 12 days ago
Nobody was happy about the bipartisan comment. #sotu 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 12 days ago
These people stand and sit more than a Catholic mass #sotu 

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