About Me
All of this is a given... how embarrassing for you if you even have to read this. But whatevs... I'll tell you anyway. I'm super cool. Have the funniest videos ever. Once kicked George Foreman's ass in a boxing match. Basically created comedy and let the Greeks take credit. Britney, Paris, and Lindsay are hardcore groupies. And Tina Fey is my girlfriend (and Scott Devaney's).
Favorite Shows & Movies
The Daily Show because we appreciate political satire, The Colbert Report because comedy should always be accompanied with a "fuck you", South Park because social commentary tends to be the most effective when it comes from paper animated children, Gossip Girl (don't judge us), Fargo only because everyone knows at least one person who should be sent through a wood chipper, Seduced & Abandoned because if you were Catholic girl living in Sicily the same thing probably would happen to you too
Favorite Books
Anything by Sylvia Plath (LOL, did you read the one where she kills herself? SO funny!)
Interests
Molding the impressionable minds of America's youth