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Global Warming Just F'ed With The Wrong...
Posted 2 months ago on Atom
Hey, Global Warming?  Yeah, I'm talking to you, bitch!We've got a serious problem.  I was content to let you wreak havoc with bird's migratory patterns and marginalize... More
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Science Ruins Everything Again...Again
Posted 2 months ago on Atom
Courtesy of the Jurassic Park series, the velociraptor was plucked from paleontological obscurity to become synonymous with awesome.  For what they lacked in stature... More
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How Family Decals Are Ruining America
Posted 2 months ago on Atom
I never thought there would come a day when I would say this, but I yearn to see more cars with pictures of Calvin peeing on things.  As juvenile as they are, I... More
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Ninjustice
Posted 2 months ago on Atom
Every person has an inner ninja.  Most days you keep it under wraps, if only because decapitating your supervisor with his expense report is going to make everyone... More
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Surviving Steven Seagal
Posted 2 months ago on Atom
 Steven Seagal is many things. * He is an accomplished verified actor, whose movies have grossed $850 million internationally.* He is a 7th dan black belt in aikido... More
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The Final Cowabunga
Posted 2 months ago on Atom
In recent days reports have come out of the Alps, detailing a series of multiple unexplained cow suicides. This is very upsetting.  Atom.com abhors senseless violence... More
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Science Ruins Everything Again.
Posted 2 months ago on Atom
Fucking science.  Always sticking its nose where it doesn't belong. It's perpetually touting its mission to seek knowledge for the supposed benefit of mankind... More
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The MMOM (Massively Multiplayer Offline...
Posted 2 months ago on Atom
Shortly Blizzard will be launching the a World of Warcraft magazine, an attempt to drag their 11.5 million subscribers kicking and screaming away from staring at... More
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3 Ways To Survive The Financial Apocalypse
Posted 3 months ago on Atom
LEGAL NOTICE: I am not a certified financial advisor.   None of my analysis below should be taken as guidance for adjusting fiscal decisions.  In the event something... More
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10 Endangered Species That Are Too Ugly...
Posted 3 months ago on Atom
Scientists love to tell us how we're killing the earth with our indulgences.  One day its perfectly fine to hunt spotted owls in old growth forest with a hairspray... More
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Comic-Con II: The Atoming
Posted 4 months ago on Atom
Last year atom.com popped my nerd-cherry with my very first Comic-con.  It was sensory overload to be sure.   I was bombarded with the sights of sprawling promotional... More
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Rabid Robots Running Rampant
Posted 4 months ago on Atom
It's funny how mankind's vision of the future has shifted.  Not too long ago our conceptualization was basically a rehash of The Jetsons: super-skyscrapers, transport... More
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Patently Ridiculous: Inventions for the...
Posted 4 months ago on Atom
Attention Venture Capitalists: I have an idea that is going to make us so much money you'll be drinking martinis made from molten platinum.  The horrible scalding... More
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Sexual Healing
Posted 4 months ago on Atom
It was a rough week to be a celebrity.  The Grim Reaper, an avid reader of "People" magazine, clearly went off the reservation and started collecting famous souls... More
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The Most Disturbing Animals On Earth: Vol...
Posted 4 months ago on Atom
When I heard that Robert was leaving atom.com to further some alleged career, I was as shocked as the other 8 people who read his blog.   He was like the father... More
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